Post by Sophie Clarke on Mar 28, 2015 20:50:23 GMT
Hello jury! Before I begin, I want to honor I promise I just gave to Wes. I promised I would incorporate the Rites of Passage into my opening statement because us f3 were really shitty about it. So I’ll do a little rites of passage for our lovely jurors:
1. Alexis - fuck you. I never talked to you nor worked with you. You are a pre-merge boot, why the hell are you in the jury? You don’t deserve to be here.
2. Clay - fuck you. I fucking saved your ass when you got put on our tribe as a twist and you were nothing but ungrateful and uncooperative. I saved your ass. You owed me one. You didn’t want to work with me. I’m glad you left. My only regret is not being able to vote you out.
3. Heidi - fuck you. You were fucking nuts. You did good in challenges. But you’re a little obsessive. Please look into that. But thank you for carrying our tribe to the merge for us so I could have an easier time betraying you.
4. Kim - fuck you. We were such good allies, why did you have to go and fuck it all up? It made the end game so much more annoying. I appreciate you taking retribution for your ugly comments but why the fuck did you make them in the first place. So uncalled for and so sinking to Tasha’s level but a little further below. Your defense did not really add up. Yes we are playing as ‘characters’, but you and I first bonded about how gross it was that someone decided to play as Rocker, and play as a racist! I’d love to talk about it further, tho.
5. Tasha - FUUUUUUUUCK YOU. You’re fucking nuts. You spent the first half of the game just IMing me the most nondescript conversations. “Hey how are you? :-)” and I’d say “I’m good how are you?” and then it would stop. That was really weird. And then you’re whole breakdown post-Heidi was fucking nuts. It was fun and funny at first …. but then it just got super super super super weird and uncomfortable. Saying you’’re going to tell the PWs how much cock Jamie’s mom sucks and whatnot? That’s so fucking gross and lame. That’s like a fucking YouTube comment. And you wouldn’t stop! It was serious harassment. Please seek help or like look into yourself. Because it was legit disgusting. And weird. If I could do anything in my life, it would be for you not to get an All Star spot.
6. Greg - FUCK YOU for even trying to get in between Jamie and I. Your ass is gra$$.
7. Zane - Oh, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I was just trying to have fun with you and you were so fucking sour and unfun about it. I literally targeted you cuz you’re never on AIM and we have barely talked. Learn how to have fun in your life and don’t fucking give up on the most important immunity after doing so great in the previous two. That was fucking pathetic.
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU.
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Does that sound familiar? Sophie going off the rails. Sophie just screaming at people for no real reason. Sophie screaming at people even though it seems like it would be a detriment to her game. Does that sound familiar?
It should because that was my FUCKING STRATEGY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I’ve heard from Jamie constantly about how people saw me as just an irrelevant follower that could never win anything or have any effect on the game. Well fuck you fuckers because I (with the help of Jamie) fucking ran this game with great ease and great pleasure.
As Jamie has said, we made a Day 1 friendship, and then when we were split up we agreed that it would be most fun to just blindside the fuck outta everyone.
And then when this game sadly but hilariously turned out to be majority-filled with inactives, Jamie and I saw it as OUR DUTY to make this game fun. For Fairplay. For Wes. for all of us. I’m sure it was disappointing for them to put this much effort into this game and have it full of ungrateful and inactive asshats. So you should be THANKING JAMIE AND I for making this ORG worthwhile. You’re welcome.
Anyway Jamie did a really great job at explaining very key strategy points. The one thing she missed that I did all of my own: Securing Kim’s trust. If I didn’t have a f2 with Kim and then level with Kim about Jamie being my f2 then none of this would have happened. The flip at merge would have been impossible, as wouldn’t the Heidi blindside and what-not. I knew who to trust and to maintain that trust. This endgame had so many people trying to scurry around trying to save themselves after they fucked up. Well mage y’all should have been stable and stuck with someone and then you wouldn’t be losers on the jury.
SO yes my strategy had two parts: first was just to portray myself as a fucking lunatic that no one would really consider an actual threat but just a troll. And that made everyone just feel like they could use me. I think it happened at least three times (tasha, greg… heidi?) in which I fucking screamed at someone and then privately was like “ok let’s work together <3” and it worked. So that was successful. It helped that I was also very busy and did not really have time to 1. participate in challenges or 2. vote sometimes LOL. or 3. talk to you people.
Second part was just being 1000% loyal and trusting of Jamie since day one. Share every single bit of information and use it to all of our advantages. People believed that we would betray each other. And they were wrong. So very wrong.
Jamie I’m proud to sit next to you! I feel like you should vote for me cuz I made it fun, I made it cute and I made it Sophie. Thank you. Looking forward to your questions. I hope we get actually at least 4 active jurors to post. But you never know with this game.
1. Alexis - fuck you. I never talked to you nor worked with you. You are a pre-merge boot, why the hell are you in the jury? You don’t deserve to be here.
2. Clay - fuck you. I fucking saved your ass when you got put on our tribe as a twist and you were nothing but ungrateful and uncooperative. I saved your ass. You owed me one. You didn’t want to work with me. I’m glad you left. My only regret is not being able to vote you out.
3. Heidi - fuck you. You were fucking nuts. You did good in challenges. But you’re a little obsessive. Please look into that. But thank you for carrying our tribe to the merge for us so I could have an easier time betraying you.
4. Kim - fuck you. We were such good allies, why did you have to go and fuck it all up? It made the end game so much more annoying. I appreciate you taking retribution for your ugly comments but why the fuck did you make them in the first place. So uncalled for and so sinking to Tasha’s level but a little further below. Your defense did not really add up. Yes we are playing as ‘characters’, but you and I first bonded about how gross it was that someone decided to play as Rocker, and play as a racist! I’d love to talk about it further, tho.
5. Tasha - FUUUUUUUUCK YOU. You’re fucking nuts. You spent the first half of the game just IMing me the most nondescript conversations. “Hey how are you? :-)” and I’d say “I’m good how are you?” and then it would stop. That was really weird. And then you’re whole breakdown post-Heidi was fucking nuts. It was fun and funny at first …. but then it just got super super super super weird and uncomfortable. Saying you’’re going to tell the PWs how much cock Jamie’s mom sucks and whatnot? That’s so fucking gross and lame. That’s like a fucking YouTube comment. And you wouldn’t stop! It was serious harassment. Please seek help or like look into yourself. Because it was legit disgusting. And weird. If I could do anything in my life, it would be for you not to get an All Star spot.
6. Greg - FUCK YOU for even trying to get in between Jamie and I. Your ass is gra$$.
7. Zane - Oh, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I was just trying to have fun with you and you were so fucking sour and unfun about it. I literally targeted you cuz you’re never on AIM and we have barely talked. Learn how to have fun in your life and don’t fucking give up on the most important immunity after doing so great in the previous two. That was fucking pathetic.
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU.
..
Does that sound familiar? Sophie going off the rails. Sophie just screaming at people for no real reason. Sophie screaming at people even though it seems like it would be a detriment to her game. Does that sound familiar?
It should because that was my FUCKING STRATEGY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I’ve heard from Jamie constantly about how people saw me as just an irrelevant follower that could never win anything or have any effect on the game. Well fuck you fuckers because I (with the help of Jamie) fucking ran this game with great ease and great pleasure.
As Jamie has said, we made a Day 1 friendship, and then when we were split up we agreed that it would be most fun to just blindside the fuck outta everyone.
And then when this game sadly but hilariously turned out to be majority-filled with inactives, Jamie and I saw it as OUR DUTY to make this game fun. For Fairplay. For Wes. for all of us. I’m sure it was disappointing for them to put this much effort into this game and have it full of ungrateful and inactive asshats. So you should be THANKING JAMIE AND I for making this ORG worthwhile. You’re welcome.
Anyway Jamie did a really great job at explaining very key strategy points. The one thing she missed that I did all of my own: Securing Kim’s trust. If I didn’t have a f2 with Kim and then level with Kim about Jamie being my f2 then none of this would have happened. The flip at merge would have been impossible, as wouldn’t the Heidi blindside and what-not. I knew who to trust and to maintain that trust. This endgame had so many people trying to scurry around trying to save themselves after they fucked up. Well mage y’all should have been stable and stuck with someone and then you wouldn’t be losers on the jury.
SO yes my strategy had two parts: first was just to portray myself as a fucking lunatic that no one would really consider an actual threat but just a troll. And that made everyone just feel like they could use me. I think it happened at least three times (tasha, greg… heidi?) in which I fucking screamed at someone and then privately was like “ok let’s work together <3” and it worked. So that was successful. It helped that I was also very busy and did not really have time to 1. participate in challenges or 2. vote sometimes LOL. or 3. talk to you people.
Second part was just being 1000% loyal and trusting of Jamie since day one. Share every single bit of information and use it to all of our advantages. People believed that we would betray each other. And they were wrong. So very wrong.
Jamie I’m proud to sit next to you! I feel like you should vote for me cuz I made it fun, I made it cute and I made it Sophie. Thank you. Looking forward to your questions. I hope we get actually at least 4 active jurors to post. But you never know with this game.