CONFESSIONAL!!

[R.C. Saint-Armour]

Confessional #1

R.C. here!
So... honestly... where is everyone? I have seen almost NO ONE.
Oh look, there's Spencer, Zane, and Heidi.. I think I saw Tasha and Greg earlier too....
Is that it?
I swear if my tribe starts losing because idiots signed up but decided not to play... I swear...
Anyway, we made fires today, someone probably fell in it but didn't get medically evacuated. Sad news to me, I could really use people getting sent home in big numbers.
Bogota won immunity, THANK GOD HEIDI!!!! She made more than half of our fires, I'll need to keep her close, a worthy adversary she seems to be.

Now... GET PEOPLE ACTUALLY START PLAYING AND COME ON???
God.

Thanks!

[R.C. Saint-Armour]

Confessional #2

We lost immunity, I think we all know tug-a-war isn't my strong suit now.
Jim got voted out Brandon Hantz style..
GOOD BYE JIMBALAYA!!!
Lets pray for a water challenge next. You saw me in the third Immunity challenge on the Philippines, and I swam the English Channel... I'm a mother fucking mermaid.